EMERGENCY KITS FOR BEGINNERS

You have no idea about survival, but seeing how the world is going... you're starting to get restless?

Welcome! You've come to the right place. At Tot Mal, we're not going to teach you how to hunt squirrels with a paper clip or make a fire with two stones. But we will give you the basics to survive with a minimum of dignity when everything goes wrong.


Because when "everything goes wrong," at least laugh while you survive.

What does the KIT include?

Our kits are perfect for everyday people with terrible days, catastrophic weeks, or lives that sometimes feel like a poorly written TV series.
And if you've been given one, congratulations: someone truly loves you. Or at least doesn't want you to die so easily.

Each kit comes with a 10L waterproof backpack (because getting wet while everything's burning is double punishment), and a handful of actually useful tools , not stuff that'll end up in a forgotten drawer. Things that make the difference between "what a shitty day" and "thank goodness I had this stuff handy."

Go in, browse, and choose your "primary school" emergency kit : just enough to avoid panic, yet with enough resources to make it look like you know what you're doing.
Come in and find out!